These are all from Lemony Snicket's Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid:
Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby--awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.
One of the remarkable things about love is that, despite very irritating people writing poems and songs about how pleasant it is, it really is quite pleasant.
If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
It is very difficult to make one's way in this world without being wicked at one time or another, when the world's way is so wicked to begin with.
Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.
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