Hilarious book quotes!

Julie and I discovered another book by the McSweeney's people. We were just flipping through and we found these:

GOOD WESTERNS, NOT PORN

by Ross Barnes

Ace of the Saddle (1919)

Bad Man Bobbs (1915)

Between Men (1935)

Deadwood Dick (1940)

Garden of Eatin' (1943)

Gay Amigo, The (1949)

Gay Buckaroo, The (1932)

Hot Lead (1951)

Inside Straight (1951)

Man Rustlin' (1926)

Man to Man (1922)

Men in the Raw (1923)

One Shot Ross (1917)

Quigley Down Under (1990)

Ramrod (1947)

Rawhide Romance (1941)

Revenge of the Virgins (1966)

Rhythm of the Saddle (1938)

Ride a Wild Stud (1969)

Rimfire (1949)

There Was a Crooked Man... (1970)

Valdez Is Coming (1971)

Wild West Whoopee (1931)

and...

ELEVEN LUNCH MEATS I HAVE INVENTED

by Steven Tomsik

Brumschlagen

Cran-pepper Hen Loaf

Spiced Saucetail

Nippleroni

Fleen

Taste It

Hammed Beef

Meatwurst

Head Tongue

Buffalami

There Are Five

Both from Created in Darkness by Troubled Americans edited by Dave Eggers, Kevin Shay, Lee Epstein, John Warner, & Suzanne Kleid

*giggles* And I haven't even read it yet!