Mountain Man Dance Moves!!!!

I couldn't resist. I ordered Mountain Man Dance Moves from half.com. And it finally came! YAY!! So...it doesn't count towards my no book buying challenge b/c I bought it ages ago!

In honor of getting the book, here's another funny list!

RIDES FOUND AT A PSYCHIATRY-THEMED AMUSEMENT PARK

by Michelle Orange

Guilt-a-Whirl

Shame Spiral

Sea "Serpent"

The "Cobra"

"Anaconda"

The Baggage-Go-Round

Psyclone

Big Thunder Derailroad

The Actualizer

It-Used-to-Be-Funhouse

The Adderall Rapids

The "Zipper"

Completely Batshit Crazy Mountain

Demon Drop

*giggles*